THE METS WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES (eventually)

jl8comic:

I’d like to take a moment to thank everyone who has come out to support me today. It doesn’t change what I did, but it does mean a lot to know that people are willing to believe me when I say this whole thing was one big mistake, and that I’m truly remorseful.

However, and MOST importantly: I

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The Gaslight Anthem - Get Hurt
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badsunset:

Have you come here to get hurt?

Have you come to take away from me

From me, from me

Might as well do your worst to me

Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

staytaytay:

talk dirty to me

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tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana]

sarpomarz:

mervley is Marge.

tastefullyoffensive:

Handy venn diagram for your TV watching experience. [hoofhearted]

tastefullyoffensive:

Handy venn diagram for your TV watching experience. [hoofhearted]

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW